Welcome to the bitch's wardrobe

Welcome to the bitch's wardrobe blog. This is where I will talk about my wardrobe issues: the good clothes, the bad clothes, and the clothes that I dream of wearing one day. All the styles come and go, but why? I believe very passionately about some of the fashion fads of today. Some I can deal with, but not wear. And some I believe should not exist at all. Some I have come to understand from a heavy set woman's perception, but not for the fads original idea. Lets see the first fad I will discuss is tights/leggings.
From my point of view they make short dresses a reality! With my chunky legs, short hems are not desirable to me to wear or to others to see. I do not even pretend to lie and say that I am skinny, I know the truth. I am overweight and plan to make the best of it. I wear black leggings. THAT IS IT! I tried the cute pink ones one time, but I seemed to grow from pig to hippo size. So I did not ever wear them again. I wear the gray ones under my jeans to keep the cold off of my legs. I tried exercising in leggings. Positive- they are tight so I seemed to jiggle less. Negative- there was no hiding my size. So I rotate the leggings out with my other gym pants.
They aren't really cute as much as they are comfy and covering. All the skinny bitches wear them as pants and show off their skinny legs and little butts. It isn't their fault that they are tiny, but I can be jealous if I want. I just don't see the need to wear them as pants. Jeans would do just fine. But when they are covering up parts of the anatomy that need to be covered, they can be more productive. They give me the option to wear that little denim mini that I love.

Love them or hate them? How about I just deal with them and their uses to me?